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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.

Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

Teen Achi Baten

1. Kisi ki sharafat ko uski buzdli na samajna..

2. Kisi ki sachai ko uski bewakoofi na samajna

3. Kisi ke khuloos ko kabhi time pass na samajhna.

Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha, why?

1. dobara revision na karna pare…

2. apne uper nazar rahe…

3. He likes combine study….

There are Two Kind of People in this world

1- Those Who Remember Names

2- Those Whose Names are Remembered

Choice Is Yours.